The pain in Pain pains painly in the pain

Lower first molar, right side.
Ow, ow, fucker. Ow.
I can has hydrocodone?

Chip Silvertooth? My dentist?
I know, bizarre name.
He moved out of state, the ass.

Neck hurts. Back hurts. Jaw's the worst.
Cold, hot, everything.
Insufferable dental angst.


(Thanks to those of you I asked for help. Two of my friends use the same dentist and raved about him. He got me in tomorrow, so I'm good.)