School Lunch again

I'm cracking myself up here with the school lunches. The middle school I'm in today had much more palatable and healthy options.

Here's the list. I've italicized my choices.

Options:

Chef Salad
Iceberg Salad
Green beans
Baked apples
Orange
Pizza
Double Dogs (2 hotdogs)
Corn Dog Nuggets
Chocolate pie
Chocolate cake
Chocolate Milk
Strawberry Milk
Milk

Cost: $3.50

Notes: How could I not get me some corn dog nuggets? The green beans were canned but not fattied up. The salad was as expected: bland. The apples were good. Like having pie without the crisco. I knew I wanted chocolate milk, but I'd never had strawberry, so I tried it. Not bad, but not as good as the strawberry Quik I'd had as a child.