Monday, March 30, 2009


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello Omegle user! I am here to help educate you about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. As one of God’s children, you have a duty to abstain from sexual intercourse until marriage. Although in today’s society it is “cool” to fornicate before marriage, it really destroys the bond you have with God. Please support abstinence in all that you do in order to reach Heaven and Eternity!
You: OMG! I'm a sex educator!
You: Awesome!
Stranger: Would you like to send in $2.99 to obtain a abstinance ring you can cherish for a lifetime? It is made of 16 Carat gold inlaid with a crucifix to remind you to stay pure in all that you do.
You: let's talk the merits of abstinence-only sex ed!
Stranger: If you order 15 or more, we can lower the price for you!
You: i'll get them for all the kids I work with!!!
You: except we call it the Nuvaring
Stranger: Nuvaring is against God's will, you should condider stopping educating people with it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.