Things I run across

I have an eensy problem, I fear: there's NO getting me off the internet. I woke up smack dab at 6:00 a.m. today to get a move on. Which has consisted of a) making coffee.

Uh, not quite what I had intended.

On the plus side, I came across this gem on a website I read. I may have accomplished nothing I had hoped to this morning, but at least I laughed.